Shoe Horn

Are you in a serious relationship?  If so, you are being brainwashed.  It’s ok, don’t panic, it’s what women do.  They have certain things that they want, or don’t want, and they mind-fuck you into getting what their way.  For example, have you ever heard her say “It’s a mans job” ?

It’s the classic rebuttal to any comeback you develop to handle “When are you going to mow the lawn?” or “Gross, take out the garbage it smells”.  No matter what you say, she will return with “It’s a mans job”.  The first few times it’ll work on you.  You will walk out that front door with a load of stinky trash thinking “that’s right, I’m a fuckin’ man.  You better recognize”  but after a while, you will discover that you’ve had your mind shoe-horned into her devious plans.

Another classic, “you’re not wearing that out, are you?”  She constantly give you fashion tips and feedback on your clothes.   Unfortunately, this doesn’t go both ways.  No, don’t you dare say anything about her clothing or style before going out.  Women, in their mind, utlimately know more than men about fashion and therefore, again… in their mind, they should have the right to dress you up like a Ken doll.  The worst part of this particulare female trait is that it escalates into her picking out your clothes for you on shopping trips.  Now you’re dressed in a white, practically see through v-neck, with your nipples completely exposed.  Word to the ladies, the average guy can’t dress like Russell Brand.

Stay thirsty my friends, and avoid these pitt-falls.  Just because you are a man, it doesn’t mean that you have to do the ‘mans job’ while the missus has her feet up watching America’s next top model.  Also, remember that just because you are a man doesn’t mean that you don’t know how to dress yourself.  Stay away from those v-necks!