Megan Fox; Love and Marriage

It goes together like a horse and carriage.  The big hollywood buzz today is that Megan Fox has married her long time, on again off again boyfriend Brian Austin Green.

First of all, this is a great deal for Austin Green.  I mean, he’s seriously lucked out.  Also, kudos to Fox, who you’d think that given Hollywood stereotypes, might have shacked up with someone a little more famous.  Sure Austin Green had the hearts of every 13 year old girl when I was growing up, but just as Rick Springfield’s fame dried up so did Green’s.  That’s ok though, hell, Brian Austin Green is  a shit-tonne more famous than I ever will be.

The problem here, is that Megan Fox is commiting career suicide.  Guys go see her in movies because she is hot and single.  Not just hot, but uber hot.  She’s so hot, that you can’t look directly at her for fear of burning your retna’s.  Subconciously, men lust after her because she is single.  Now that she’s married, the attraction is less.   This coupled with her latest weak movie releases (Transformers 2, and Joanah Hex), makes for a very tough time getting starring roles.

Maybe that’s the plan, maybe she’s made some decent coin on the silver screen and has decided that it’s time to hoard that cash and live off the fat with her husband until the end of time.  Doesn’t sound too bad to me!